Name it

Condition
When a card is played on its own number

Description
When the conditions are met, say two words that start with the same letter as the card's number and the same letter as the card's suit
 * Example: Queen of Spades could be Quirky Salamander
 * Example: Eight of clubs could be Electric clocks

Penalty
Failure to name it

Creator
Fish

Trivia

 * The original name and failure for this rule have been forgotten.